trans-mouse:

thats ●●●●● babe!

teaboot:

j4v4r10:

rederiswrites:

Reminder that people aren’t entitled to see into your decision-making process unless you’ve agreed that they are. Just told a business acquaintance that I’d “just finished up my previous commitment”. It’s not their problem to know that it was DND.

Just to make sure no one schedules meetings on top of my D&D sessions, BUT ALSO to avoid any chance of my coworkers figuring out when I’m playing D&D, I always block sessions out on my calendar with the appointment title:

“Conflict Resolution Seminar”

It’s not a lie, I’m discussing with a small group how to resolve conflict. Not my fault that the answer is often violence.

Bro I love you but if I saw in the communal calendar that one of my coworkers had attended thirty conflict resolution seminars over the last year then I would immediately assume they had committed innumerable acts of workplace violence and management was too scared to fire them

mag200:

i love it when you’re steeping some tea and you press a spoon against the teabag and the blood comes out

eduardosaverin7:

eduardosaverin7:

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less than 100 notes and someone has tagged this as a character from war and peace. tumblr is the best website on earth

should-be-sleeping:

smalleared:

the older i get, the more i need time & personal space to be as boring as possible

I understand old men sitting on porches staring at an empty field more now than ever.

manywinged:

manywinged:

had a surreal experience at work this morning. i was the only person on the floor when we opened and a customer came over and was like “do you mind if i ask you for help with something?” and when i jokingly said “i don’t think you have much of a choice to be honest” he replied “we always have a choice” and then we both just stood there opposite each other like rival wizards of light and dark for several moments.

A screencap of Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker dueling at the end of Return of the Jedi. Vader is captioned "i don't think you have much of a choice to be honest" and Luke is captioned "we always have a choice".ALT

it literally felt like this

transloveairway:

when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing

tired–misu:

*me, literally sick with want* whatever